29/04/2026

A history making end to a thrilling Golden Boot season saw, for the first time ever, a THREE-WAY TIE atop the standings with Chris V, Peter T and Shaun H all finishing up with a superb 112 goal tally. Going into the final round, it was Peter T who had a 2 goal advantage but in incredible scenes, Chris V and Shaun H jagged a 7-goal final round haul to catch Peter and share the spoils.

And to stick with the THREE theme, this result by Chris V means that he is the first person in Alfalfa history to win the Golden Boot competition THREE YEARS IN A ROW! We salute you sir!

Looking at the rest of the GB standings, the best of the rest was Duncan A who finished with a very respectable 110 goals, one clear of Nick G and Peter K (109). Rounding out the top ten spots are Steve Mirf (108), Lynn D (107), Kris O (106) and Robert G (106).

Taking a look at the bottom, it is customary to mention the person who gave up the earliest, and this Alex A also breaks the record for giving up the earliest (Round 2) and finishing on a historic low of just 3 goals. #historymaker!

PRIZE MONEY
Joint 1st Place - Chris V ($61.67)
Joint 1st Place - Peter T ($61.67)
Joint 1st Place - Shaun H ($61.67)
4th Place - Duncan A ($45)

29/04/2026

White Line Fever absolutely dominated on their way to the A-League Championship. Their points tally of 52 is the third highest in A-League history and their winning margin of 11 points is the widest A-League winning margin of all time! Congratulations to Robert G and the team at WLF on their first title. WLF will now contest the 6-team finals series along with Pistol Knights FC, Klopp of the Pops, InThain FC, Max Power and Meniscus Kickers.

At the other end of the table, it was heartbreak NFI United who were relegated on the final day despite a +3 goal difference, with Sparky United the team who managed to cling onto their A-League status. The two other sides joining NFI in the B-League next season will be Tartan Soup Thistle and Invincible Eleven.

Finals Series Schedule
Gameround 49 Elimination Finals: Starts 2nd May
Gameround 50 Semi Finals 1st Leg: Starts 9th May
Gameround 51 Semi Finals 2nd Leg: Starts 16th May
Gameround 52 Grand Final: Starts 25th May

29/04/2026

The Yahoos once again showed how to bounce back after a relegation, suffering just 4 defeats in 26 games to win the B-League title with 50 points. This is the 3rd time in their history that they have won this league. Joining them in the A-League next year will be Winterfell FC who return to the big time after a 3 year absence. Congrats to both teams!

The four sides who will be competing in the Playoffs for that 3rd and final promotion spot will be Edwardstown Thistle, Father-in-Law FC, FC Metal and Tobs FC. Thistle and F-I-L are looking to return to the top league after 11 and 17 year absences respectively. Tobs (formerly Kiddo FC) are looking to return for the first time since 2020 while Metal are aiming for their first ever top flight campaign.

At the bottom, well the writing has been on the wall for many weeks now, and it was made official last weekend with Rads FC, Melchester Rovers and Citydale United all dropping to the C-League after terrible campaigns.

Playoff Schedule
Gameround 50 Semi Finals 1st Leg: Starts 9th May
Gameround 51 Semi Finals 2nd Leg: Starts 16th May
Gameround 52 Final: Starts 25th May

29/04/2026

As with The Yahoos, Molineux Mixers are also heading straight back to the B-League at the first time of asking, winning promotion and the C-League title with an impressive 54 point haul. This is the 2nd time they have won the C-League and their 4th promotion from this division in their history. Joining them in B-League next campaign is none other than Pennington Athletic who have taken the league by storm in their inaugural season, taking out that coveted 2nd automatic promotion spot with 52 points. Congratulations to both teams!

Taking a look at the Playoffs, Chicken Nugget United, Backstreet Moyes FC, Long Jackets FC and Bladeburn Rovers will battle it out for the remaining promotion spot. CNU, Moyes and Rovers are all searching for their first ever promotion, while for Jackets, they are aiming to return to B-League for the first time since their renaming from Short Skirts FC.

A quick look at the wooden spoon, and this year it is taken out by Juventus who amazingly picked up 10 draws despite only bothering to shoot in one game! Joining them down the bottom also on 10 points but with a slightly better goal difference is Fraser's Gentlemen.

Playoff Schedule
Gameround 50 Semi Finals 1st Leg: Starts 9th May
Gameround 51 Semi Finals 2nd Leg: Starts 16th May
Gameround 52 Final: Starts 25th May

1/04/2026

An incredible week of Alfalfa Cup action took place at the end of March which both the Semi Finals and Finals played back-to-back.

The Semis did not disappoint as A-League title hopefuls Klopp of the Pops and White Line Fever took one step closer to their double dreams with semi finals victories. Klopp won an absolute classic, defeating FC Reality 5-4 while Fever also edged their fixture against Edwardstown Thistle by one goal, a 4-3 success.

If the neutrals thought the Semi Finals were entertaining, the Cup Final took it one step further, producing an 11-goal thriller! Both sides threw punch after punch to cancel each other out after regulation time with a 4-4 scoreline. However in Extra Time, Klopp struck early and that goal was enough to edge them over line as both sides jagged one more each at the death. Klopp win the Cup 6-5 to keep their own League-Cup double dreams alive and in turn end those same dreams for A-League leaders White Line Fever.

PRIZE MONEY
Winner: Klopp of the Pops (Nick G) - $60
Runner-up: White Line Fever (Robert G) - $40

13/03/2026

Canucks United made history by winning the Alfalfa Champions League after finishing in 16th place at the end of the League Phase of the competition.

After disposing of defending Champions Edwardstown Thistle in the Round of 16, they then breezed past Enter The Dragon in the Quarters and absolutely destroyed Hat Bitt United in the Semis to setup a thrilling clash with Middleton Academicals in the Final.

And this contest did not disappoint each side traded blows throughout regulation time to end it at 4 goals each. Extra Time saw both sides jagged one more goal each which meant that the tie had to go to Penalties.

And in a shootout for the ages, Canucks prevailed 8-7 after 9 shots each to take out the title! Congrats to Canucks and 'Miserations to Middy.

PRIZE MONEY
Winner: Canucks United (Steve Mirf) - $60
Runner-up: Middleton Academicals (David Arnold) - $40

04/04/2026
Congratulations are in order for InThain FC who have taken out this year's AWSL competition with a stunning 6-4 victory over Minor Premiers The Yaheers in the Grand Final.

It was a thrilling final series for InThain FC who defeated Short Skirts FC by the same score in the Elimination Final, before squeezing past 2nd ranked Red Mist FC in the 2-legged Semi Finals on penalties after an incredible 11-11 aggregate scoreline.

For The Yaherrs, while it ultimately ended in heartbreak, it was still a successful campaign, taking out the Minor Premiership and knocking off a plucky Knickerbocker Glory 8-7 on aggregate in the Semi-Finals.


16/03/2026

The second ever AWSL proved to be much more competitive than the first as the depth of the talent continues to grow.

After 18 home and away fixtures, it was The Yaherrs who finished the regular season atop the pile with a very impressive 32 points and a Goal Difference of +12. Red Mist FC were the best of the rest, three points back on 29, with InThain FC finishing 3rd on 27 points. Rounding out the Finals spots were Maxine Power (26), Knickerbocker Glory (25) and Short Skirts FC (23).

Perhaps the biggest shock was that the defending Champions Beaza Girls just missed out on the Finals, finishing in 7th place on 22 points, one ahead of West Boinging Albion in 8th. FC Unreality also had a poor season compared to Season 1, they finished second last on 19 points, ahead of cellar dwellers Frockeroos who brought up the rear on just 15 points.

In the first week of the finals, 3rd placed InThain FC hosted Short Skirts FC while Maxine Power faced off against Knickerbocker Glory. The winners of both contests would progress to the 2-legged Semi Finals. InThain stayed true to form, winning 6-4 while the big shock was the Glory smashing Power 4-0 away from home to advance.

The Semi Final ties see The Yaheers face Glory and Red Mist go head-to-head with InThain FC.

16/10/2025

Congratulations to Pistol Knights FC who put Rads FC to the sword by 6 goals to 3 in the traditional season curtain raiser. The signs are ominous for the rest of the A-League that the Knights are ready to pick up right where they left off.