14/11/2025

After the opening four League rounds, Shaun H is leading the way with a very impressive 26 goals. He is two ahead of Peter T and Steve Mirf (both on 24).

There is then a bigger gap to 4th place which is currently co-opted by Kevin D and Kris O who are both on 21 goals.

Down at the bottom, Alex A on 3, John A on 4 and Liam H on 6 clearly need to get their act together and stop firing blanks! We believe in you boys to turn this ship around!

14/11/2025

After four fixtures, perennial frontrunners Klopp of the Pops and Pistol Knights FC have taken their natural position in the top 3 and they have been joined by newly promoted Canucks United who continue to plough their way past everyone else to reach the summit.

Down at the foot of the table, Sparky United, Meniscus Kickers, FC Reality and Max Power are all still hunting for that all-important first win to kickstart their campaign.

14/11/2025

Four games in, The Yahoos have recovered well from last year's relegation to lead the way alongside Winterfell FC who both remain unbeaten so far. Father-in-Law FC and Koan United FC are hot on their heels however, just one point behind the leaders.

The big news down the bottom is how much Citydale United are struggling for form, just one point from their opening fixtures. Fortunately for them, there are still another 22 games left to play.

14/11/2025

Molineux Mixers have shot right out of the gates as they look to correct last year's wrongs, a 100% winning record so far in season 2025/26 which sees them already opening up a FIVE point lead over the rest of the competition after the opening four fixtures.

The middle section of the league is very congested with just two points separating Royal Cannon Stars in 2nd place from Fraser's Gentlemen in 10th.

Juventus are the only side who have failed to pick up any points so far this campaign and sit rock bottom however Enter The Dragon and Stickhead United also remain winless so far, despite the latter also being unbeaten! 4 straight draws for the returning Stickheads.

13/11/2025

Round 2 of the Cup starts TONIGHT. Here is the draw.

Match 1 : Hat Bitt United vs Melchester Rovers
Match 2 : InThain FC vs Chicken Nugget United
Match 3 : NFI United vs Middleton Academicals
Match 4 : Sparky United vs Pennington Athletic
Match 5 : Pistol Knights FC vs The Yahoos
Match 6 : Tobs FC vs PetrolHead Town
Match 7 : Citydale United vs Father-in-Law FC
Match 8 : Stickhead United vs Meniscus Kickers
Match 9 : Hockeroos vs Koan United FC
Match 10 : Beercelona Citeh vs Fraser's Gentlemen
Match 11 : Rads FC vs Beaza Boys
Match 12 : FC Reality vs Long Jackets FC
Match 13 : Tartan Soup Thistle vs White Line Fever
Match 14 : Edwardstown Thistle vs FC FC
Match 15 : Invincible Eleven vs Max Power
Match 16 : Klopp of the Pops vs Canucks United

14/11/2025

After 4 games we are at the halfway point of the League Stage. Molineux Mixers are the form team across all comps so far, with a 100% winning record so far (to go along with their League record!). While defending champs Edwardstown Thistle are also looking the goods to defend their crown in 2nd place on 10 points alongside Pennington Athletic, West Boinging Albion and FC FC.

Down at the bottom, Citydale United are the current cellar dwellers with 4 straight defeats while Fraser's Gentlemen and FC Reality are just one point better off although the contrast could not be starker between those two with the former scoring ZERO goals and the latter scoring SEVENTEEN! How Reality doesn't have more points is mind boggling. Games 5 and 6 take place at the end of the month.

14/11/2025

The 2nd ever AWSL competition kicked off on October 31st and it is The Yaherrs who are the early frontrunners with two wins from two. Red Mist FC and West Boinging Albion have also made solid starts with a win and a draw each from their opening fixtures.

FC Unreality are the only side yet to pick up a point so far but it is still early days.

16/10/025

Congratulations to Pistol Knights FC who put Rads FC to the sword by 6 goals to 3 in the traditional season curtain raiser. The signs are ominous for the rest of the A-League that the Knights are ready to pick up right where they left off.