14/11/2025

After the opening four League rounds, Shaun H is leading the way with a very impressive 26 goals. He is two ahead of Peter T and Steve Mirf (both on 24).

There is then a bigger gap to 4th place which is currently co-opted by Kevin D and Kris O who are both on 21 goals.

Down at the bottom, Alex A on 3, John A on 4 and Liam H on 6 clearly need to get their act together and stop firing blanks! We believe in you boys to turn this ship around!

14/11/2025

After four fixtures, perennial frontrunners Klopp of the Pops and Pistol Knights FC have taken their natural position in the top 3 and they have been joined by newly promoted Canucks United who continue to plough their way past everyone else to reach the summit.

Down at the foot of the table, Sparky United, Meniscus Kickers, FC Reality and Max Power are all still hunting for that all-important first win to kickstart their campaign.

14/11/2025

Four games in, The Yahoos have recovered well from last year's relegation to lead the way alongside Winterfell FC who both remain unbeaten so far. Father-in-Law FC and Koan United FC are hot on their heels however, just one point behind the leaders.

The big news down the bottom is how much Citydale United are struggling for form, just one point from their opening fixtures. Fortunately for them, there are still another 22 games left to play.

14/11/2025

Molineux Mixers have shot right out of the gates as they look to correct last year's wrongs, a 100% winning record so far in season 2025/26 which sees them already opening up a FIVE point lead over the rest of the competition after the opening four fixtures.

The middle section of the league is very congested with just two points separating Royal Cannon Stars in 2nd place from Fraser's Gentlemen in 10th.

Juventus are the only side who have failed to pick up any points so far this campaign and sit rock bottom however Enter The Dragon and Stickhead United also remain winless so far, despite the latter also being unbeaten! 4 straight draws for the returning Stickheads.

28/02/2026

The Quarter Finals of the Alfalfa Cup took place recently and saw a mixture of close tied and one sided affairs.

Klopp of the Pops kept on track for more silverware as they demolished Beercelona Citeh 4-0 at The Ale House while FC Reality produced a similar display, defeating Invincible Eleven 3-0.

Middleton Academicals and Edwardstown Thistle produced an epic 9 goal thriller, with Thistle just edging it 5-4, however this match was overshadowed by an incredible 13 goal extravaganza at Hindmost Stadium between White Line Fever and Hat Bitt United. Incredibly, the hosts took it out 7-6 in regulation time!

The Semi Final and Final take place back-to-back in late March. The Semi Final draw sees Klopp play Reality and Fever do battle with Thistle.

13/03/2026

Canucks United made history by winning the Alfalfa Champions League after finishing in 16th place at the end of the League Phase of the competition.

After disposing of defending Champions Edwardstown Thistle in the Round of 16, they then breezed past Enter The Dragon in the Quarters and absolutely destroyed Hat Bitt United in the Semis to setup a thrilling clash with Middleton Academicals in the Final.

And this contest did not disappoint each side traded blows throughout regulation time to end it at 4 goals each. Extra Time saw both sides jagged one more goal each which meant that the tie had to go to Penalties.

And in a shootout for the ages, Canucks prevailed 8-7 after 9 shots each to take out the title! Congrats to Canucks and 'Miserations to Middy.

16/03/2026

The second ever AWSL proved to be much more competitive than the first as the depth of the talent continues to grow.

After 18 home and away fixtures, it was The Yaherrs who finished the regular season atop the pile with a very impressive 32 points and a Goal Difference of +12. Red Mist FC were the best of the rest, three points back on 29, with InThain FC finishing 3rd on 27 points. Rounding out the Finals spots were Maxine Power (26), Knickerbocker Glory (25) and Short Skirts FC (23).

Perhaps the biggest shock was that the defending Champions Beaza Girls just missed out on the Finals, finishing in 7th place on 22 points, one ahead of West Boinging Albion in 8th. FC Unreality also had a poor season compared to Season 1, they finished second last on 19 points, ahead of cellar dwellers Frockeroos who brought up the rear on just 15 points.

In the first week of the finals, 3rd placed InThain FC hosted Short Skirts FC while Maxine Power faced off against Knickerbocker Glory. The winners of both contests would progress to the 2-legged Semi Finals. InThain stayed true to form, winning 6-4 while the big shock was the Glory smashing Power 4-0 away from home to advance.

The Semi Final ties see The Yaheers face Glory and Red Mist go head-to-head with InThain FC.

16/10/025

Congratulations to Pistol Knights FC who put Rads FC to the sword by 6 goals to 3 in the traditional season curtain raiser. The signs are ominous for the rest of the A-League that the Knights are ready to pick up right where they left off.